Bad Romance: GaGalicious! Divalicious! FABULOUS!

walk, walk, fashion baby! LADY GAGA IS BLOWING ME AWAY! This video is EPIC. I love everything about this, the set, the lights, the dance moves, the makeup (how did they make her eyes looks so big and alien-ish?) and the couture! oh, the COUTURE! how can she rock Alexander Mcqueen‘s crazy couture and get away with it? I so wanna walk on your 10-inch armadillo shoes. I know they hurt like hell, but i don’t care. I would DIE if i’d be given just the chance to even try them on. This fab video, directed by Francis Lawrence, is totally ORGASMIC.  The white bath house setting was minimalistic yet perfect. It seemed like she was in a sanitarium of some sort. I love how she twitches her fingers in the scene with the bath tub! i’ve seen real life crazy people do it and I must say she’s a natural. Anyway, after this, she gets kidnapped by model-ish girls and gets sold to the  mafia guys, and to cut the story short, she ends up murdering the guy who bid the highest, just like she did in paparazzi. and so enough about the video, lets go on to the thing which I want to rave about the most. THE OUTFITS. the first look, rocking Alexander Mcqueen. Sparkly as always. the next one is a sort of white catsuit which had the same crown-like headress from the crazy red lace thing she wore at the VMA’s. Of course I liked this one much better. it looks much more ferosh and sexier than the horrible red one. the others were different kinds of lingerie, outfits in see-through fabrics and that very fab crystal embellished top – oufits that we could only dream of wearing. I am dying to find out who those designers are, but nothing turns up when i search on the net. i’ll look harder! Her piece de resistance came in the form of a very fabulous Alexander McQueen number, which of course, only she can pull off. oh envy! i’d love to wear something sparkly too. but if i wore that, i’d look like a scaly fish out of water. and the shoes! oh the shoes! 10-inch sparkly armadillos. i would love to try them on! it looks very, very painful. but what’s adding another 10 inches to your height? they look like lobster claws! no kidding. i’ve never seen anything like it before. genius! i can rock 3 inches like they’re flip-flops, but i’ve never walked on anything more than 5.5 inches. this pair is one crazy work of art! i’d die to have them in black but, oh poor, poor me. i cannot wait for the next lady gaga video. it just keeps getting better and better! Photos via Style.com